love makes seman taste better
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
