mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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