Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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