Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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