1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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