How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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