just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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