I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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