let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
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...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
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Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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