I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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