we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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