Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
You can make out without kissing
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