i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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