the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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