Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?