exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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the only muscles i have these days is kegels
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..