Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
