Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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