My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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