Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
tequila makes me forget i have legs
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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