I'm drive I can fine osifer
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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