Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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