We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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