I smell stomach acid.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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