called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
