He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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