marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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