I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
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