.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
