god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
All I want is dick and wine.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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