I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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