i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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