I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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