Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You need Xanax blowdarts
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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