I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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