Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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