Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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