found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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