hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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