so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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