i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
She even gives head with a lisp.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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