I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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