at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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