If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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