Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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