she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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