we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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