He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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