i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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