It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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