DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Randomize
