did you get engaged???
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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