Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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